When the Levee Breaks (30/30 #9 NaPoWriMo)

This morning I filed for disability
It pains me to say
I suffer from a chronic condition
I’ve been self-diagnosed
With verbal dysentery
More commonly known as
Prolific diarrhea of the mouth
I can’t turn it off
Not even a mouthful of Kaopectate
Could shut me up
Regrettably
If one opens mouth enough times
One will eventually say something stupid
Habitual filet of sole lingering on tongue
I try to remind myself I have two ears
And one mouth
So I may listen twice as much as I speak
But based on that logic
I ought to have three d….. nevermind
I’m getting off track
Point being…
SIgh
I did it again

 

 

 

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